February 2012
39 posts
“real hackers don’t call it “hacking”
– me
…not sure HOW true it is, but it sounds good, right?
creed’s playing in the office! fuck yeah!
“It makes Taco Bell even less authentically Mexican but most people won’t care.”
–
Doritos Tacos coming to Taco Bell That sentence right there pretty much sums up most of America. (via kirklove)
lol, do people go to taco bell looking for an authentic mexican experience?
2 tags
brb, moving to spain
i really don’t want to be that guy, but these super bowl commercials (and this bar full of idiots laughing at said commercials) really reinforce my dissatisfaction with american culture.
list of pets i own who have names
DOG
buddy
CAT
catarina
TURTLE
pancake
harvey
ethan
chomp
kevin
mama turtle
baby turtle
big map
bb map
musk turtle (x4)
FISH
my fish (or “your fish”)
your fish (or “my fish”)
pleco
SNAKE
butter stripe
lavender
mina
charcoal ghost
li’l terry lefrance
billywitchdoctor.com
CHICKEN
betty clucker
coca
penny
ukulele
mama hen
doofy gray thing...
“man, i could go for some ganymede lobster about now”
– me
(assuming i want to have sex with fewer people than i currently do)
(unless i’m hanging out with chicks who are into anime)
(even then, i’m not really into anime…just, like, 3 series)
(which, in case you’re wondering: bebop, flcl, dual)
sudo apt-get install ruby
i feel so dirty.
it’s only because i want to use sass, i swear.
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yo dawg, i heard you like escher
yo dawg, i heard you like escher
January 2012
67 posts
i’ve never been snowboarding, but last night i had...
immediately afterward, two slightly overweight chicks were undressing and trying to start a 3-way with me. i was trying to brush them off so i could get with this just barely overweight chick who wasn’t interested in having an orgy with me and two slightly overweight chicks.
Jackin' it to Jesus.
