- Those bananas you have sitting in the kitchen? They were picked three weeks ago.
- The strawberries you’re putting on shortcake don’t care that Pluto isn’t a planet because they don’t know what Pluto is.
I’ll finish this later
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don’t have enough money for food this week but it’s ok because “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
(Source: tushings)
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oh my god i clapped my hands and said “yayyyy” at the end
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