- Those bananas you have sitting in the kitchen? They were picked three weeks ago.
- The strawberries you’re putting on shortcake don’t care that Pluto isn’t a planet because they don’t know what Pluto is.
I’ll finish this later
don’t have enough money for food this week but it’s ok because “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
oh my god i clapped my hands and said “yayyyy” at the end