5 fruits that will make you feel old

petervidani:

  1. Those bananas you have sitting in the kitchen? They were picked three weeks ago.
  2. The strawberries you’re putting on shortcake don’t care that Pluto isn’t a planet because they don’t know what Pluto is.

I’ll finish this later

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4gifs:

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4gifs:

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puppygamer:

don’t have enough money for food this week but it’s ok because “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

puppygamer:

don’t have enough money for food this week but it’s ok because “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

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oh my god i clapped my hands and said “yayyyy” at the end

oh my god i clapped my hands and said “yayyyy” at the end

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theduty:

Game of Foams.
summer is coming.
via.

theduty:

Game of Foams.

summer is coming.

via.

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100yearsoflolitude:

quit it

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